Ask Anna #1: Can I Have a Dollar?

This first Ask Anna is a quick one. I've been fielding questions about my hiatus all day, so I'm almost answer-ed out.  The questions were:

  • Can I have a dollar?
  • Wait, why does HE get a dollar? 
  • Can I also have the dollar you would have given to Matthew?

The answers are:

  • YES. You can have a dollar. But the processing fee for that dollar is five dollars. 
  • Because he's special. But you can have one, too.
  • Yes, for an additional two-dollar conversion fee.

By my calculations, I just made ten dollars by answering a few questions. And you guys were worried that I couldn't afford to take the time off.  ^^